A. They were never looked up to in a "role model" way like a football player would be.

Actually she looks like she's got lots of sun damage on her cleavage, abdomen and thighs. I see similar areas of damage on my mom (who's older than me and Cindy combined), and even though she's avoided direct sun for two decades, she is a regular visitor to a dermatologist after two bouts of non-melanoma skin cancer.…

Mommy, does that lady know she forgot to put on her dress?

Again, time and place. I spent 3 1/2 hours on a plane last week with a baby across the aisle that screamed from the safety announcement until the plane pulled up at the jetway. It was mightily annoying but (interestingly) not a single other passenger even so much as stared down the parents. People understand that…

There's a time and place. The designer and his financial backers consider this show critical to their business, not an amusing background for a toddler throwing a tantrum. Toddlers throw tantrums; it's what they do. But they shouldn't be shlepped to inappropriate venues to do it.

She took one look at those monstrosities the model was wearing on her feet, and burst into tears. I know I would.

I've also gotten it on my boarding passes for about the past eight months, and I have no idea why. I've also heard the gossip that they're using it as a marketing tool but I've never gotten any marketing pitch. I'm enjoying it while it lasts.

Oy, with the toy and the squeakling and the pulling and the tugging, I'm all verklempt. Too cute.

On April Fool's Day, maybe. Did you check out their website? It looks like actually bottling NYC tap water at its Catskill Mt source was just too hard, so now they sell you the empty bottles. Is this what the kids are calling "viral marketing"? BTW, you can also pre-order the stainless version. Empty, of course.

On April Fool's Day, maybe. Did you check out their website? It looks like actually bottling NYC tap water at its…

Are you all thinking what I'm thinking? Of course you are.

We had two family stories that ended well in terms of finances. About thirty years ago, my uncle suffered a heart attack while on a business trip to Hong Kong. They had insurance. My aunt had to pay $100,000 out of pocket but it was all reimbursed. Lesson learned, be aware if your policy will require you to pay up…

You can put into a duvet, and even double up and use two duvets so you can launder the outer one without having feathers wafting all over the place. Here in NYC, there are shops that work with down and feathers and will redo a down quilt but it's probably an expensive proposition compared with getting a new one. It's…

Also Oriental rugs. The more fragile they are, the better candidates for this most non-toxic and very gentle cleaning methods. Another thing g with Oriental rugs is that you should never, ever vacuum them. It loosens their fibers. Either sweep them or do it the time-honored way by hauling them out and hanging them…

There's no donkey in it! OMG, he's a phony! He's just a big fat phony!

I'm guessing he didn't warm them properly? I usually hang out in the peanut gallery, but the thought of perfectly-warmed macadamia nuts is making me salivate. But who knows. Kudos to her for insisting that standards be maintained, although I'd probably be pissed to see my plane turning back toward the gate and…

The Durbar Tiara or nothing. Unfortunately, it currently only comes with a side order of Prince Charles.

Lazy gits like myself can just buy a draft stopper exactly like this - foam noodles and all - from BedBathandBeyondfor around $10. The ugly brown cover (which kind of blends with the door) is washable.

The stench would be epic.

The simplest solution will work perfectly: Accept the price match only where Amazon is the seller. Staples does it that way. I'm sure there are ways to back that, too, but probably not as easily.

I've lived in Brooklyn all my life, and before there was Uber, there were car services. Try a few to find a good fit, and keep a selection on speed dial so you have a few choices.