Equine nose and weak chin? So....poster boys for inbreeding?

---A sore subject in the Ford household: Jack has some light-up dinosaur shoes, and sometimes he tries to wear them to school, and when Ford catches him doing this, he has to step in. “What does Dada say about the dinosaur shoes?” “They’re tacky.” “And when are we allowed to wear them?” “On weekends.”—- Dick

Again because Irony, USA- where people can loose their shit and argue about the skin color of a mythical character, while still claiming concerns of racism are overblown. Could you imagine the outrage if we didn’t live in a post-racial America???

As much as this makes total sense, I feel like this story is oddly familiar. I could swear I saw this scene in an episode of one of those odd OC-esque TV shows that aired for one season on ABC family or TBS. Seriously, no sarcasm, it’s been a few days and I’m still trying to find where I saw the exact same thing play…

So my crazy hypothesis is that the whole Calvin Harris “relationship” was the publicity stunt, but she really fell for Tom at the MET gala. Hence the hella quick “break-up” followed by the quick recovery. They probably started chatting way before it became public, and before the terms of her break-up with Harris were…

Proof this woman looks gorgeous even in a burlap sack...

After sex with the current SO. TWICE.