I'm from Wisconsin so some of these may be more regional but I didn't see: MARS Hamburgers (which I think got absorbed by Hardee's), Hot N Now (mentioned in another comment) and, while they're not exactly Fast Food, I think they're mostly defunct but still haunt my childhood memories: Captain's Steak Joynt and…

Don't you mean that watching Wun Wun die was "eye opening?" Too soon

"The sun shines bright, in the old Kentucky home…"

"If you don't smoke Tarrlytons, Fuck You!"

"I'm gonna live forev—-"

Sheeeeeeeit. That was epic. Not only the catch but the throw as well. Well done all around.

Her?!

I was at a bar in Portland last week with all of the Pappy Van Winkles behind the bar and the cheapest started at $90 a pour. A. Pour. The most expensive was like $250 a pour. I don't like bourbon that much. Or at all.

Did you say "great hats"?

I think you get burgers at Fuddruckers/Butt-Fuckers.

I'm surprised they didn't just vote for it to be named "Ass". I mean, we've all but elected the precursor to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. We might as well go all the way. Let me know when Starbucks starts selling "Full Body" Lattes.

I'm totally fine with that

I'd say her body is more like the alien from the movie "Explorers". And I do mean the boy alien!

Yeah, to quote a Beastie Boys deep cut, "She had her shit together. I'm talkin bout Hip! Hop! Pow! Boomin' system up top, and in the back…"

Damn! I stayed up to comment but finally went to bed before the review posted. You took the words right out of my mouth! However, I'm gonna post it anyways (cuz it deserves to be said again):

You'll be missed, Stephanie Malick. You sure could wear the hell out of a white sweater.

What did I just read?!?!

And, in true Hannah fashion, she plays the victim "being left by the side of the road in upstate New York" instead of having an ounce of maturity and accepting a ride back into the city by Fran. She has to poison her circle of friends' lives with her drama while dressed in pajamas and cowboy boots. Ugh. I get that…

Yep!

I swear I remember being able to wear tan shorts instead of pants after it started getting warm out while working at Blockbuster. The A/C always sucked at that store.