too-dressy
too dressy for this town
too-dressy

Makes sense to me. Sanders... runs... wore no. 20. Sanders... running in 2020.... Amazing when Bernie tore Rod Woodson’s ACL without even touching him.

And—in case you were curious—a used copy of Healthy Holly: Exercising is Fun currently goes for $32,924.03 on Amazon. That’s up $32,724.04 from November.

“Garaffa’s license has been suspended for five months; Capece has been suspended for a full year.”

I am thrilled that someone was excited enough by that comment to try it and report back!  Your enthusiasm makes me quite happy.  I’m going to give this a whirl too.

Strength from Vanessa. Hmm. The same kind of strength she summoned when The Rapist Kobe Bryant presented her with a Rape Diamond as a bribe to overlook that he raped a teenager?

Here is the memory in our hearts forever--Kobe was a violent rapist and he got away with it.  And most of the world does not care.  Those of us that do care will never forget.

She never should have put herself in the position to be criticized. 

That sounds so very hard, bless your heart. 

I know you hear this every week, but your cleverly captioned kitty photos are something I look forward to every week. Thank you so much for making me smile big every weekend!

any chance Fiona could also vomit on GOP Senate. Or, preferably, a Fiona shit spray for the whole goddamned Senate.

That explains a lot. 

I may be screaming into the void here but I need to let this out.

I feel like this is the 3rd or 4th time I’ve heard that Kobe Bryant is dead. Is this for real, cause it feels like it’s about to start getting into Generalissimo Francisco Franco territory. 

This motherfucker is enjoying the power, he knows how powerful the role of a president is. May all the republicans who sat by and let him get away with all these crimes get what they deserve.

Really nice piece.

Has the Barf Bag been shitty lately, or should I blame myself for how I feel right now?

I am an old weirdo but I have worked in harsh and hard traditional (male)work environments. I learned years ago that the single most effective thing I could do to influence an off-track runaway freight train of a colleague was blatant, vulnerable earnestness. It is magic. 

Doesn't mean it's not a terrible suburb of Portland now.

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself...