While they are at it, they could have a boot camp on the benefits and use of pressed powder; humidity is no excuse for shiny skin.

Hopefully New Mexico will soon turn purple if they re-pass and get signed the same measure that the old governor — Susana Martinez la Tejana del Paso — vetoed last year. My homeland will then join the ranks of progressive states like Utah and Indiana in recognizing the right of self-recognition.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids. That was obviously her mistake.

instead of ghosts of x-mas past, x-mas present, and x-mas future, Cheetolini will be visited by:

Not many women can do justice to seafoam, but that color actually looks good on Tif-the-Forgotten.

The “sexual misconduct” gloss needs to be lost; the violence described here is flat out rape.

Mormon commercials make make me sob, so I’m just gonna not even see Mary Poppins thank you. 

another is Omar Mateen - the Orlando nightclub shooter

It’s been so long for me that I’ve forgotten who is supposed to tie up who.

Why are we letting this administration do these things like they’re normal?

. . . Nickelback.

Recent arrivals leaving state after recession of 1987-8 reduced the population of those drawn to the state seeking easy-money and tax-free benefits. Exxon Valdez disaster led to further decreases in that population.

Like, pretty much forever.

Does anyone have any leads on a language course to learn Uruguayan? The way things are going I’m going to have to find some place safer than US America.  

Maybe he used the “I played HS sports” card in a vain attempt to establish a masculinity to which their base is attracted? I mean, if you look at the guy, he seems fairly pencil-necked to me.

G.C.O.A.T.*

What?  No Catty McCatface???

socialized medicine put in place by a Republican governor, none the less.  

It ranks up there with former Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig’s excuse of having a “wide stance” when arrested for lewd behavior in a men’s restroom at Minneapolis-St. Paul International: 

. . . ; also Mitt Romney