I can state with some confidence that the most he’s likely to get is a slap on the wrist.

Generally, if you can explain to the bar why you did what you did and there is any gray, you can get away with quite a bit. He will have some bullshit whining about how this was taken out of context, the bar will harumph and hem…

I see you took this article literally. I don’t know if this means you were trolled successfully or just a dipshit.

No, we don’t actually want them thrown in prison. Redistributing a good chunk of their wealth and weening them off of future public money would be a pretty good compromise though. Just because a bunch of…

Roundhouse the Butter is now my favorite saying.

Part of the issue is that Maduro likely fucked with the election results and stole the election. Basically instilling himself as a dictator. It isn’t just the United States that has recognized Guaido, either. Most of the western world now recognizes Guaido as the leader of Venezuela.

I’m just as much fuck Trump as…

This is one of the corniest things I’ve ever read. If you’re still mad cause I dunked on you in the other thread, you certainly aren’t helping yourself out with this dumb garbage. How’d they ever let you out of the grays?

.....but Nopen said 10% is better than 0%. No one said we need 90% of our values mirrored.

I see Splinter has turned into a full-on Joe Biden hate machine today.

It’s like, why do you guys even do this? We all know all the bad things Biden has done. You’re giving us nothing new here. Treating him and any other potential democratic nominee like he’s Hitler up until the time he’s done campaigning for…

Hard agree, this was one of the most pompous pieces I’ve ever read.

1. This is such a sad stunt. Basically using kids to shield themselves from answering questions about the Mueller report for a little longer and avoiding the much-deserved scrutiny.

2. Much like his actual constituency, there are like, no kids of color at all. Just a bunch of privileged white kids getting grifted and…

I don’t know if it’s preferable or not, but that’s not what I was saying. Your comments on the matter were childish and ignorant.

“How did it come to this”

It didn’t just come to this buddy. It’s been this way for a couple centuries for the reasons I explained. You may make the argument that this system of government is…

Because both federal houses, and all the state houses as far as I’m aware, do not reward proportional seating like parliaments do. Each seat is filled by the winner of some district. Each house seat is winner takes it. A party that gets 5% or 10% of the vote still doesn’t get any representation unless they actually…

It’s scapegoatism, plain and simple, and it’s one of the biggest things the current GOP has in common with Nazis. This law doesn’t do anything, but that’s not the point. The point is for the GOP to keep gesturing at “THEM” as the problem.

Hey all you old white people, I know logic and common sense might tell you that…

So because she didn’t want to take it to criminal court and have to prove her case beyond reasonable doubt, she must be out for only money, right? Fuck straight off of my planet.

You guys should just have a whole segment dedicated to Meghan McCain. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t titter inwardly with excitement every time I see you guys do a post about something dumb that happened on The View.

First of all obviously fuck Donald Trump. I mean, I hate him. I LOATHE him. But Pelosi, Nadler, etc. have decided that trying to impeach him is not a good move, politically, and they’ve more or less given you their reasoning. There definitely is something to be said for the fact that impeachment isn’t going to get the…

But... “they’re” is actually correct. Unless I’m missing some weird joke.

Right? Like what is Ponytail supposed to do? NOT get paid as much money as she can? I’m assuming there are many factors that explain Ponytail getting twice what Beyonce got, almost none of which have to do with how good either artist is. It’s unreasonable to expect an artist to say well hey wait a minute, I’m not…

The appeal to god along with adding in the “I had cancer feel sorry for me” bit, as if that has anything to do with her abusive behavior pretty much completes my shitty person with no accountability bingo card.

This is correct. I am aghast at how fucking spineless the Mueller team seems to be. Here we have a several hundred pages long report that details all sorts of clearly criminal bullshit, but they just passed the buck and have the audacity to say well they’d probably just say they were too dumb to know what they were…

This could describe most days since Clownface von Fuckstick took office.