34?! maybe 43 but he’s definitely not in his mid 30's.

At least they aged over the course of the show, though not consistently. It’s established that the main four plus Peggy and Nancy were all in high school at the same time (though Peggy went to East Arlen), yet Nancy definitely has her 40th birthday during the run of the show- meaning Hank et all are likely at least in…

Some other equally bold predictions:

This is really the unspoken story here — America used to be a country where you could support a family comfortably on one income, when our economic system was New Deal Capitalism, not that different than European-style Social Democracy. (and given that The Simpsons was originally based around Matt Groening’s…

Yarr, I hate the sea, and everything in it!

Here’s what’s always bugged me about the Simpsons. Homer got Marge pregnant while they were in Highschool. So they’re 18 then, Bart is 10 so Homer and Marge are at oldest 29. 

i mean this is 100% today.

Homer Simpson is exactly what’s wrong with America: he coasts through life without a care in the world, while other people have to pick up the slack. People like me. He’s a fraud. A total fraud.

Everyone seems to have forgotten that Homer owns the Denver Broncos.

Change the channel, Marge.

But his kids are going to remain kids indefinitely, which means significant childcare costs for more than the usual 18 years.

I always thought it was odd he lived in that dream house, with a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory and lobster for dinner.. Meanwhile I live in a single room over a bowling alley and under another bowling alley.

The secret is to not have any kids or get married, so you can keep all your money for yourself like the selfish person you want to be.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea of a Lost universe in which Jack is dead before the first episode ends.  As frustrating as his character could be at times, can you imagine this show without him?

As another member of Team Jack, I'm biased, but who else could have actually led that group?

The other lost people were smarter than Jack, so they all got together and were like, "Let's make sure the doctor doesn't run away, because a doctor is super handy when on a deserted island."  How do you keep a doctor around?  Feed his/her gigantic ego on a regular basis.

The whole series, I thought, every episode, "These two assholes deserve each other." I wanted Kate and Jack to be two assholes, assholing off into the sunset. I thought Sawyer deserved better, a character with real, sensible development, who made selfless choices by the end. Also, Jack couldn't step anywhere near…

My theory about the problem with Kate is that because they were originally going to kill off Jack, it would have set her up as the main character, which sounds totally uninteresting with the Kate that we do know. But if Jack had died as he was going to, it would have made her the lead and given a much greater focus to…

I thought he was better than Hurley too, and for the most part Sawyer. Sawyer was definitely more interesting in the latter 2 to 3 seasons, but the first few I found Jack way more interesting. Sawyer just seemed to be acting like a dick for no reason. Until Ben was introduced I thought Lost was just really shitty at…

Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Jack is definitely not the least interesting main cast member on Lost.