It essentially boils down to: Everyone in that audience had to pee at that point. Earned or not, deceptive multiple endings was brutal in that regard.

I assume the 300+ comments are all here to talk about Shrek 2?

I think you may be overthinking this. In this situation, nobody is force-feeding anybody one or the other. It’s okay to decline one and have something else. It’s just to highlight people being needlessly difficult, i.e. giving the server a hard time because she has Pepsi, but not Coke, etc.

It’s more about not being rude to your server, but I understand, otherwise.

If you didn’t copy/paste that, then thank you for being another person who knows that off by heart. 

To be fair, there are two of him.

It’s like that episode of King of the Hill when Bobby finds out just enough about equity to confuse it for actual wealth, and complains, “All this time, I’ve had to listen to Dad say how ‘store-brand Coke is just as good as regular Coke I tell you what’!”

I remember a joke on Twitter a while back that said, essentially:
“I’ll have a Coke, please.” “Is Pepsi okay?” “Of course. I’m not an asshole.”

Having worked in restaurants for years, I now attribute that to all the people who don’t seem to understand why they can’t sit at a table reserved an hour from then, just…

I’ve never seen SpongeBob, but I will now never look at the uprights on a football field and not see that terrifying visage popping up and down.

Happy to share this story: I once had an odd working/writer relationship with a guy who would become a good friend who wrote an ‘episode’ of Seinfeld in ‘95. It was never aired, but NBC paid $20,000 for it, and used some of the plot points within. It contains the origin of Kramer being scared of clowns (he originally…

Didn’t he say - and I might be directly quoting him, here - “By all means, compare this dipshit to Hitler.”?

I came here either to say that, or hoping someone else would. The cheesy song and Spider-Man slinging through the city just .. works.

True story: I walked out of Attack of the Clones not only thinking it was good, but that it was the best one yet. This is not an age thing. I was born in ‘85; not old enough to have seen them in theatres, but of the age where they were the first movies I saw. When I finally watched it again on VHS, I couldn’t for the…

I’ve never understood why people got on Tobey Maguire for being ‘too nerdy’. That’s the point! In the animated series, he was Channing Tatum who would get his school books slapped out of his hands because he was wearing glasses.

Don’t quote me on this, but Nick Offerman has a healthy, vibrant sexual relationship with his wife.

The best take anyone had on the whole Tiger Woods affair was Woods himself: “Marital problems should not equal press conferences.” As the article states, he may have owed an apology to his family, but not to the general public. I feel he stood his ground there, nicely. 

It was, though I remember thinking at the time, if they had Pam confess to some offscreen kiss with the boom mike guy, it would have created a full arc with Jim, in that he would have been the victim of what he did to Roy, and forced to contend with how she reacts when she feels neglected/mistreated. The relationship…

I had the same thought! He’s funny, too, and self-aware, which is not something I’ve thought of Nic Cage in years.

After he was finished puttin’ on his damn socks!

And - and - they went absolutely nowhere with that storyline.