I was waiting for this bit to come up. I also noticed that a fair bit of it was inaccurate (Hell, I might have changed it to “Tries not to fuck his mom”) but I still found it even funnier than his various Law & Order riffs.

That is actually damn near identical to my experience. I’m guessing you’ve also heard the sentence, “You’ve *never* seen The Goonies!?” more times than anyone has seen The Goonies.

We’re through the looking glass, people.

The European special was funny enough for what it was (Ricky not realizing that an ice sculpture could be made of ice - “You can tell him a thousand times, Julian. He’s not gonna understand!”) but I honestly couldn’t stand that weird roadie guy who drove them around. The whole thing’s pure farce, and story isn’t an…

Why does Yoda play Solitaire?

To make the Dagobah!

I’ll see myself out.

Early into this quarantine, rewatched the original Toy Story. Was very impressed as an adult by how well it’s done - as in, every line. There’s one where Woody’s let go from the moving van, and the T-Rex exclaims, “I have guilt!”

It was unofficial, but yes. Also Licence to Kill is the way to go, and the Complex is the best level. When you get good, you can bank-shot a grenade launcher into pretty creative spots.

Dammit, should have scrolled down.

This is probably common knowledge, but from The Simpsons, the sign “Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck’s”. I think that was one that flew under the radar of some powers that be (“Chuck’s Fuck & Suck.”) Despite that, (and only discovering that later) it’s still funnier to me that there’s a rhyming scheme in the title…

Sorry, let me phrase it better. Every movie according to you would take place of sand and feeling bad about sand.

“Tooktooktooktooktooktooktook”

- The original James Bond, chasing seagulls down a beach with an umbrella, in what might be his most heroic moment

“What happens at 11 o-clock?”

“TWELVE! ELEVEN! TEN!”

The term “plot holes” has also evolved into a moniker for critical voices who want to sound like they’re saying something definitive about a piece but really attempting to mask their racism/misogyny/homophobia/etc.

The one ‘Huh, you’re right’ I got from this as opposed to nitpicky is The Last Crusade, where he steps on the wrong letter, and then saves himself from falling by pulling himself from the strength of .. the other wrong letters, which should have given way immediately. I never thought about that.

It’s like in Saw, where…

Every movie according to you would take place of sand and feeling bad about sand.

This article prompted me to re-watch Raiders (followed by the documentary about the kids who recreated it over seven years, as mentioned in these comments.) Re-watching Temple of Doom now. It’s fairly well-known at this point that this was Spielberg’s divorce movie, and that he regrets some of the darker elements of it…

No, I get that. It isn’t a cease-and-desist letter. I just find it very stale, and I feel a thoughtful person like Colbert could do better.

I don’t know if I’d describe the Winn guy as humourless so much as transcending politics in reacting how a person should in response to this schlup. I hate Trump, and I like Colbert, but that doesn’t make this lame attempt at a 20-year-old schtick even mildly funny. A person of some political influence is willing to…

Judging from the trailer, this strikes me as an earnest, yet run-of-the-mill story of Christian redemption they like to show as a special viewing at church. (Amazing Grace and all.)

It doesn’t strike me as some apologetic, ‘white-splaining’ piece for the Ku Klux Klan. What does Forest Whitaker feel about being in this…

*Edit* She served 12 years, but still ..