Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

but, but... Santa lives at the North Pole and penguins live at the South Pole. How does this epic battle royale start and where does it take place?