What if my windshield has multiple cracks/chips in it?

OH MY GOD LADY GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!

I’ve seen that guy before

Is this going straight to VHS? I may pick it up at blockbuster when it comes out.

This Gawker post is too obvious. I’m telling Peter Thiel.

Cowabunga dudes!

That morbid disclaimer though

Everything is bigger in, wait a minute...

MEGABLOCKS NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I have a friend with too much student debt. Is it possible to claim asylum in a country that doesn’t have an extradition treaty? If so, can anyone suggest a good one? I am asking for my friend.

I hope that’s a zika mosquito

She is my new hero.

I live in Phoenix. There are no sewer systems here. Whole streets are designed to be lower than the surrounding area and flood in situations like this. We also have a monsoon season where it rains a lot. Doesn’t make much sense to me but I am no city planner.

Speed is actually #1 but you completely missed it. This is not a valid list.

(Remember, this was the era of Demolition Man.)

I just want to find Jynx. She(?) is my favorite Pokemon!

1st gear should be top left and reverse should be bottom left. Makes transitioning from the two much easier when I get stuck in a snow bank and need to rock myself out.

I hope my HD-DVD collection will be worth something some day.