My dentist told me to stop eating lemons but what does he know.

At Subway the turkey always smells like farts when you take it out of the package. So I would just say I just opened up some new turkey when I had to fart.

I like how the photographer just covers half the license plate in one picture and doesn’t bother in another.

Yeah, you could get two Dreamcasts with that kinda money at Funcoland! And $5 games for purchase at Blockbuster.

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Remix!

I found the patch notes for the PTS server if anyone else is interested

Those things don’t work on water. Unless you got POWER!

Yeah, how can you get 2.75%? As a millennial lots of student debt and never having a credit card to my name I assume my credit rating is piss poor. But still, the interest on the loan for my motorcycle was 11%. But maybe motorcycles are different than cars? I’ve never bought a car before. And it was only a $3000 loan.

I don’t go to NAPA anymore. On several occasions it took 2-3 trips back and forth before they would finally give me the right part.

All these other posts have too many curves to be a crapcan shitbox. And no truck love? 4 cyl hemi Ram 50. =)

If you were to axe this question in 1000 years I think this would be your answer.

I would switch the 2 and 4 on the logo and hotbox the sh*t out of that box. The best part? Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car.

I totaled my car while driving bare-foot. I always wear something on my feet now just for superstitious purposes.

dat dad bod!

White, obese and overly temperamental. Yep, those are Minnesota cops alright. My dad was a cop in St. Paul and I have no respect for those ass-hats.

I agree. Priuses are the new Geo Metro. Oh the agony of getting stuck behind one on a freeway ramp and then having to merge at 30mph. I always give them a big head start now.

No clutch. No thank you.

He switched to vaping