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I had a drink with a member of Parliament in the bar in the House of Commons on Tuesday, and as we sat down he whispered to me that “not a single person working in this whole building is British.”

Dear Donald Trump,

If KAC is such a Be Best that President HRGenius snatched her up, how come she’s so stupid as to have married and stay married to such a loser?

Fun fact: ‘Mace’ only refers to the outer covering. The fruit within is what we grind to get nutmeg.

No kidding. If I’ve learned anything about the US in the last couple of years, it’s that something is only a law if a Honduran refugee breaks it.

Trump Organization Reportedly Planned to Give Vladimir Putin $50 Million Penthouse in Trump Tower Moscow

Remember when an angry mob of libs slashed Laura Loomer’s tires via the tried-and-true method of making her drive on them while underinflated for several years?

I had fried termites in Uganda. Texture was fine (reminded me of the red, papery seed-coats around roasted peanuts in the shell, probably because they were fried in peanut oil); flavour was unremarkable. I would not balk at eating them again. But I’m with you; tarantula on a stick would be a challenge—why is it that

What’s Kyrsten Sinema’s Deal?

Look, Trump never pays for anything. Over the course of his ‘career’, he’s been sued for non-payment by quite a few people. Since he’s named in these lawsuits, the people he doesn’t pay obviously know who he is.

I suspect he’s simply extrapolated back from his own limited set of data and assumes that thus everyone must

I’m just curious how Mosaic law is supposed to have influenced the Constitution. What are the connections that teachers are supposed to make?

Trump should have never hired Kelly. Kelly’s not even related to him! Every tinpot dictator knows to keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your family closest of all. Does Barron have a portfolio yet?

I usually follow this rule, but compared with AnuSol™, Life Brand® (Shoppers Drug Mart/Pharmaprix) suppositories are a pain in the ass.

I’m looking for all the comments by the conservative human urinals who dry hump the leg of the word ‘illegal’ when it comes to migrants fleeing for their lives but always seem to have something else to do when the subject of this piece of shit who grew up in the US, ostensibly speaks and reads a version of English

So is violation of the emoluments clause, but I wouldn’t expect a taint-licking slut like you to apply consistency.

You may have failed to notice this while looking up mens rea, you lying savage cunt, but the entire US is not surrounded by rivers and fences. It is entirely possible to accidentally enter your shithole country without climbing a fence or swimming a river. I’ve done so. I didn’t stay, of course, because I live in

Whitaker had told him specifically in 2017 that he was flying to New York for a cable news appearance with the expressed hope of being noticed by Trump

Those who enter the country between ports are knowingly and voluntarily breaking the law

What are you talking about? That’s about the biggest glans and thickest shaft I’ve ever—wait, why does his enormous penis stick out of the top of his suit like that? WTF? WHY DOES IT HAVE EYES AND A MOUTH?!

From those of us who aren’t Americans: