Posting to see if I’m back in the greys. I like to make jokes, and I think mine are a step above the typical low-hanging fruit, but there’s no shortage of half-assedly competent joke-makers on the internet, so if I get re-greyed, I will understand.

OT, but every time I drive by one of our (Canada’s) new legal pot dispensaries on my Sunday grocery run, I see a line of Bud-ists waiting outside. Those fuckers is devout.

Who among us, during our deepest, darkest moments, hasn’t called out to a higher power for consolation and advice in a time of need?

Agricultural workers die at a far higher rate than cops. You should take photo of yourself fucking this chicken and make it into a flag to honor farmers.

I know that Christmas special! Remember when Ye Ti interrupted Burl Ives to say that Prancer was the most famous reindeer of all?

I would like to thank my family, loved ones, and community for supporting my ACTUAL beliefs and my vision for a better world.

Thanks for the feedback, all.

No, no, the Jews ran the world even back then. Sure, the Romans were an empire and all, but only because they knew better than to piss off Soros and the Rothschilds.

Too bad Anton LaVey is dead. The next time some white supremacist lone wolf shoots up a Christian congregation I’m sure the survivors would be delighted to have a visit by the a Pope.

I read a comment by a Jewish person I am inclined to trust on another forum saying that Messianic Jews and Jews for Jesus are not quite the same. While the latter exist only to convert and recruit Jews into Christianity, the former is just Christianity cosplaying up as Judaism (see Kayla “One of our attorneys is a…

False allegations?! Why just a month ago conservatives were swearing that America was founded upon the inviolable principle of innocent until proven guilty (Georgebraham Washingcoln said so when he freed the slaves from the Democrats—even though slavery was not all that bad; just free room and board for a bit of…

I’m not sure if the police removing pastors who are simply reading the sacred text of their faith is an example of the kind of persecution of Christians the conservatives are always warning about, or if this is an example of our brave men and women in blue protecting a poor citizen of the land of “Congress shall make…

“Finally the Tarleks arrive at their church!”

Shorter Brian Kilmeade: “The activist liberal public health-advocating big government is correct to tell you how to raise your children.”

Undoubtedly. But the problem is actually with how these rapists and serial killers treat other people’s safety and security.

Another exception to the rule: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Cleofis_Wayne

I’m a proponent of truth in advertising.

Eh, fair point. My comment was poorly thought out. Dumb, actually.

The plane allegedly belonged to the Condor Squadron, a history group that flies old planes often in World War II-era liveries

Look, he’s pandering to his base, who have about a fraction of the vocabulary of fully realized human beings. LOCK HER UP! is about as complex as these savages can handle.