What? Because I think Obama was a pussy for “leading from behind”? Or that his race-based policies were condescending and counter-productive?

I’ll demur on analysis or critique of your “logic”gymnastics

By that logic, Trump sold America to Russia, and by extension, sold African Americans to Russia, therefore it’s the duty of patriotic Americans to cave the human trafficking traitor-in-defense-of-slavery’s face in with a musketball.

I believe him. I’m sure there’s so much more to him, and his Nazi friends. [Opens leather medical bag.] I share with Nazis a love for the anatomical sciences, and [starts laying out instruments on metal tray] would love a chance to find out what issues—[sets autopsy organ scale on desk]—weigh heavily on these fellows’…

Exactly. I’ve dated a couple of Kenyans, one for the better portion of a decade, and spent some time in East Africa. Most of the Africans I’ve known here in Canada tend to be university-educated and as hard-working as anybody else in their positions. I know those African epidemiologists and chemists and political…

I can hardly baleen it myself!

genetic tests proved that he is indeed a hybrid, believed to be the miracle of a female melon-headed whale and a male rough-toothed dolphin.

I’m impressed when conservatives scream that everyone they don’t like is “mentally ill”. Usually you sister-fucking trogs have to pad your chants with single-syllable words, since human language is fiarly difficult for primitive animals such as yourselves.

Give yourselves a pat on the back, with a gun!

“If I keep changing my hair, maybe baby Jesus will get confused and accidentally rapture me.”

Are Christian Republicans trying to fool us or Jesus with those combovers?

I don’t know of any weapons that fit inside the human anus.

You must hate the thought of the American Revolution. All those nobodies telling King George to stuff it. As you say, when you’re a pawn you don’t come at the King. Like I said, you’re all about hierarchies and knowing one’s place. Glad we agree. Check and mate, dawg.

Gosh, you kinda hate everything America was…

Conservatives really have no concept of truth, do they? Just power and sycophancy. If the rich guy says the sky is pink, then by God, it’s always been thus.

Remember, no matter how uncomprehendingly they intone slogans like MAGA! and Lock Her Up!, what they’re always actually saying is “Will Lick Taint For Cash”.…

Conservatives are always squawking on about respecting differences of opinion, but the only argument they’re capable of making is bleating “liberal hypocrisy” like shrill little kewpie dolls. If you riveted a steel boilerplate to Piers Morgan’s face with “So Much For The Tolerant Left” engraved on it and then hauled…

Is that not Melania? I’m also a Southern Slav, and to be honest, we all look pretty much the same.

Look on the bright side: this policy practically guarantees future work for NYT and WaPo opinion columnists writing endless “Is a ‘Culture of Fatherlessness’ to Blame for Latino Migrant Misery?” pieces.

Is there any way to stick these kids into a giant replica of Elon Musk’s cock? Then, we let Gizmodo’s commentariat do what they do best and suck the kids out.

Every first responder in the nation should protest this

Since the deplorable animals that support Trump only recognize the phonemic strings “crooked Hillary” and “illegal immigrant” as the sum total of jurisprudence, their little brains can’t comprehend things like arson, sexual assault, and selling the country to Russian gangsters as contravening moral, ethical, or legal…

Yes, I am also a North American white who knows of the Gurkhas. So, that’s at least two of us.