The Trump Administration’s Attempt to Reunite Separated Families Has Been a Total Disaster

I was explicitly told that the rest of the world respects America now, finally. So he’s obviously not avoiding London, he must be busy flying to Mars to rescue the little children from Deep State Clintonite child molesters.

Haha, like white North Americans know who the Gurkhas are. Bring me 10 Canadians who think there is a deep and meaningful difference between their Belorussian, Polish, and Ukrainian ancestors and I’ll show you 9 who think everyone between Burma and Bulgaria is a ‘P*ki’.

In fairness, some of you know this (?) about maps, which is very good.

I guess that makes sense. After all, if the majority of your curriculum consists of getting into a closet and trying to determine where the bullets are coming from, the location of Canada is pretty abstract and esoteric.

The United States of America—known everywhere as The Greatest Country in the World

“I think it helps calm them down,” Acosta told BuzzFeed. “If I were to say no, it could make it more venomous.”

See my edit. I’ve got a very modest proposal for a way to use these folks to feed the hungry.

I learned a long time ago that they’re more or less about as sentient as cattle, so I just call them ‘food’.

Here’s a video of abattoir workers hanging some to ‘age’. In 28 days or so that deplorable is going to be delectable.

I hated that my dinner was interrupted by ‘protestors’ calling another citizen names like “Nazi” and “cunt” in full sight/hearing of children and others.

Serves her right for using a dating app. A conservative lady should wait for her father to arrange a marriage with a suitable Christian for her. Maybe she’ll get to marry the future president of Slovenia!

So where’s Jordan Peterson and Sam Harris and the Free Speech Fanbois to scream Reign of Terror at this egregious thought-policery?

Remember kids, unless your specific jizz became a cop, #BlueLivesDontMatter then. You heard it on Fox!

You seem like a good kid so I’ll do you a kindness with a little advice: no matter how much you might want it, under no circumstances should your teacher be having sex with you, especially if, as is obvious in your case, you’re home-schooled.

Respect the Rule of Law! says President Pardon.

Do what I do: tell them you will personally drive them down to the welfare office so they can say the magic word and lap up that sweet, sweet public gravy. “Whatsa matter, Uncle Dave? You’re always talking about how hard you work and how you can’t wait to retire. Here’s your chance, and all you gotta do is get your…

The right tips its hand with these antics. Of course they’re trolling, and they’ll do it in person because they know the worst they’ll get is someone calling them a fascist.

So the next time some right wing MAGAt pisses his pants in the comments about how violent leftists are, remind them that Stephen Miller, the type…

Undoubtedly. Stop trying to shame right-wingers by criticizing their moral failings, people; they don’t have morals to fail. They’re not sentient, thinking beings like regular humans; their reasoning is fear-based and emotional. That’s why, for example, Trump’s rallies didn’t include detailed explications of policy;…

Why doesn’t President Illiterate just fly them around on Golf Course 1? He can use his beautiful deal-making skills to convince them to treat America fairly. Real lost opportunity here.

They’ll be liberating the camps just as soon as they finish penning their “If you just obey the people in uniform nothing bad will happen!”-type comments on police brutality threads on the Root.