Whites: “Slavery wasn’t so bad. Besides, every society had slaves, so it’s like, a natural thing.”
Also Whites: “Taxes are slavery! Baking cakes is slavery! Including contraception in our benefits plans is slavery! It’s horrible, and unnatural!”

They believe they are persecuted for their faith not only when they don’t get their way, exactly, but also whenever they experience even a slight headwind in getting their way. Because Satan.

Look, they simply have a zero-tolerance principle when it comes to law-breaking, just like their...uh...er...

I can’t wait to hear the hyper-Christians explain how a picture of Trump being assfucked ‘heel-spurred’ by a random NK General just shows he’s so devout his forehead almost touches the rug when he prays to White Jesus.

Because I don’t get to see him that much anymore, that’s the only problem,

White person: “I’m leaving Twitter!”
[White person doesn’t leave Twitter, Twitter is confused.]
First Nations/Native Americans: “Maybe we can help clear this up. We have a lot of experience with ‘white promises’.”

So, after flinging it at every woman in sight for decades, now these boys all desperately want their comeback?

“Then, naturally, they”—that is, the media, with their penchant for “controversy” and “meanness” and “vitriol”—“didn’t use any photo once my face was natural and settled.

It’s almost as if he doesn’t understand what ‘acting’ is.

I’m kidding. I’ve seen him on screen. He definitely doesn’t understand what acting is.

I’ve only seen “Les glaneurs et la glaneuse” (“The Gleaners & I”), but I loved it.

Thesis statement:

I didn’t make any appeal to shame or disgust. I suggested that programmer-engineers are generally as stupid with respect to biology as they are economics. The fallacy there is actually a type of ad hominem, Champ. I think your Junior Sagan Skeptic Decoder ring might be faulty.

Further, since Rhinehart and co. didn’t…

Undoubtedly, though that’s generally true for any number of subjects with which we could replace ‘nootropics’ in that sentence.

No.

Rosa Foods is complying with the CIFA regulations even though Rhinehart and his team “feel strongly that these requirements do not reflect the current understanding of human nutritional needs.”

How come there’re blast marks on the wall after the shark bites the grenade but before it explodes? Is physics one of those ‘things changing’ we’re supposed to document in this dark timeline?

I happened to be in a restaurant in which a friend was working as a server, when someone at the table next us started choking. My friend was in the weeds, trying to take our order. Without skipping a beat, he turned from us, gave the guy the Heimlich, dislodged the offending piece of food, and went right back to…

I think we can be a little forgiving here. Dalmatians are far from the smartest dog breed.

That’s pretty accurate, eh, but I’d go further and note it’s also used to ascertain continued interest on the part of the listener, much like some speakers might interject ‘okay?’ or ‘right?’ when storytelling, as well as seeking agreement or approval.

“So I was walking to the store down on 17th street, eh, when this…

Debbie Allen: “I believe God was standing with me and that’s just my religious belief.”