Woman buys cheap box of junk, contains expensive picture of junk.

You don’t sit down and write a story and say, ‘I’m going to write a story that involves four black people, three Jews, and a dog’ — right?

So, of the ~133 million American women alive in 1995, the only one qualified to lead the country was theoretical?

I went to an elementary school that had a significant population of Italian and Portuguese students, and I remember at least one Grade 2 teacher that hated them. This was around 1982-1983. I remember feeling envious that they got to go to Italian school or Portuguese school on Saturdays, where they’d take classes in…

Also, who taught that asshole manners? It’s rude to jab your finger at someone like that, Brian. If you have a question, raise your hand and wait for an adult to call on you.

What does Brian Kilmeade want to do when he grows up? Hanging around with your idiot friends every morning is fun and all, but eventually you have to go to class, graduate, and move on.

There are relationships between the bacteria in strong cheeses and those found on human feet. I would be surprised if there weren’t similar relationships between the fungi, yeasts, and bacteria we use in other foods and other microbes found on the body.

Honestly, I’ve heard people in Philadelphia put Cheez Whiz on food…

An Australian man who made international headlines last week after his Facebook account was repeatedly shut down for using the Vietnamese name “Phuc Dat Bich” has just admitted that he made the whole thing up.

A simple voter test could consist of showing the prospective voter a plain red and green cup. If they claim that signifies anti-Christmas sentiment, hand them a Chick tract to color, and tell them their very special ‘ballot’ will be hung right on the fridge where everyone can see how carefully they stayed in the lines.

I considered telling him that they probably only gave him the french fry so that he would leave them the hell alone, but I don’t know the guy real well, and didn’t feel like starting an argument with a guy who begged for a french fry for a full 30 minutes.

I’m not even American, so my 2 cents are are 1.52 of yours. Normally I’m one of those militant atheists who hates church and everything about it; I'm just trying to understand the other side here.

Instead we’ll just be stuck like this, with MD and VA fighting over who has to take responsibility for paying for things. That’s why our Metro has gone down the hole in recent years.

I also think the religious freedom aspect is weird, but if they do perceive themselves to be unfairly targeted by parking policies because they're a church, or because of the type of church they are, I can see why they'd make it.

I think most cities have weird cycling politics. But yes, this situation certainly seems more complex than the typical religious liberty complaint that grabs headlines.

And churchy folks often trend older; as much as I’d love to see as many people on their bikes as possible, it’s just not always feasible for older…

That was my reaction, too. “You’re just handing me some candy from your sweaty palm, all gross ‘n’ prolly smelling slightly like mushed peas? No thanks.”

Of course, I have no such reserves about drugs. “What’s this, a joint? Sure, I’ll have a toke. I’m just going to look away so I don’t have to see your cold sore while…

But have you seen the ecstasy pills made in fun candy shapes that people are apparently handing out to unsuspecting kids for Ridiculously Nefarious Purposes®?

I’m pretty sure Satan sticks the fundamentalist Christian bigots with us fundamentalist militant atheists. Who else could mutually annoy each other for eternity with out fatigue?

C’mon. Unless you’re a dermatologist, it’s not polite to draw arrows highlighting someone’s breakout.

I briefly worked in an abattoir, and the butchers would all swear up and down that there was nothing wrong with raw meat. You could slick yourself a steak right off a side of beef and eat it, no problem.

But they also said they wouldn’t touch anything that’s been through a grinder unless it’s been thoroughly cooked.…

Boys, when you’ve been rejected, and your friend at the bar suggests getting over it with a couple of shots, this is not what they mean.