Still, DON’T ACTUALLY PUNCH THEM.

No, his last name isn’t George, but I wouldn’t be surprised to find out there are more than a few FN Chiefs who are stand-up people.

Yes, and I think he still is, which is why I’m deidentifying him.

That probably says something about the dearth of well-known First Nations actors more than anything, but Graham Greene would be perfect as Don.

The guy is okay, but the woman is awful from the second she sits down. Nothing is good enough for her, she’s not ready to order when she says she’s ready, she won’t make eye contact—the sort of completely entitled person who thinks servers are lower than dog shit. It takes her a lifetime to make up her mind on…

Hahahahahahaha! “engineered with human genes”! Hahahaha! So “it’s become so smart”! Hahahahahahaha! Have you met humans? Hahahahaha! ‘Smart’! Hahahaha! You slay me! Hahahaha!

I was going to bring up the tourists that come to Banff or Jasper and ask where they house the animals in the winter, but you had to ruin it with your sensible approach to wild and occasionally dangerous megafauna.

That’s probably sensible. I don’t know how common typhus is.

We need to stop referring to them as ‘servers’ and ‘waiters’ and start using the term ‘persons who can give you typhoid, so pony the fuck up or learn to cook yourself, you miserable fuckface.’

I can see the structural benefit of several Z shapes in a row, but all it will take is one carefully placed L, I or square and that whole beam will disappear.

They all turn to stone if they encounter daylight, though. That’s still canon.

Because I know who fucking did it.

Oh, and they took some photos of mine from Facebook and passed them around.

So, what if we just banned MRAs from the internet entirely?

You’d be solving this particular white man’s problems with online harassment, and probably a good proportion of the harassment that other men online get. Think of the PR it would be for…

Hey, it was your MRA allies who doxxed me! Our meeting this way must be kismet!

The only time I ever get harassed as a man on the internet is if I 1) dare to mention that I’m a feminist ally, or 2) make my avatar in an online game something other than a white male.

And I was minorly well-known in a reasonably substantial online community as a smarmy, insulting asshole, so it’s not like I’m usually…

Gen-Y here. Just wait until you hit those metabolistic milestone ages: 30, 40. You’ll know what they mean by ‘growing’. *stares sadly at belly*

I once shaved F-U-C-K and Y-O-U into my shin hair. It wasn’t until a month later that I caught my reflection in a store front and holy shit was it visible from a long way off.