MMO’s. I just don’t have the time.

Video Game Shit I’m Too Old For: Grinding.

Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers.

• The Judge
  

• The Judge
  

Every season at Cactus League spring training, I heckle George Brett when I see his old ass at Royals games, and I promise I have a good reason. When I was about 15 or so, I remember standing with a group of about 6 other children, all between the ages 5-15, asking for George Brett’s autograph as he walked by (George…

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

A drunk yinzer (redundant, I know) tried to fight another guy in a Steelers jersey...because the guy was from Boston.

Calling it now that Pokemon Go is going to increase traffic fatalities in the US. Too bad we’ll all be too busy trying to catch Pokemon while cruising down the freeway to care.

Could’ve been worse. Ben Stiller’s been trapped in a museum franchise for like ten years now.

$130k isn’t that much.

THE NHL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REPORT SUCH MISCONDUCT TO APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.

“I hate how much Iranian aggression makes people think Iran is aggressive.”

Contrast Kimo’s reaction to his hit with Vontaze’s reaction to any of his cheap shots.

A multi-game suspension isn’t enough for Burfict. A better punishment would be to trade him to the Cleveland Browns.

I didn’t know your mom was a Steelers fan.

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

Pats lost so the Jets would make the playoffs and the Pats wouldn’t have to play the Steelers in the first round.

And watched some Thundercats cartoons. You know his favorite character?

As a cancer survivor myself (stage 3A colon last year at age 29), and being married to another cancer survivor (stage 1A uterine cancer this year at age 31), I appreciate so much what Cam is doing here. Not every cancer gets its own month, brain being one and uterine being another (hell, colon cancer just recently…