I will never, ever accept mac and cheese as a burger, sandwich, or pizza topping.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

nah

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

The internet never forgets. 

Truely, this is the darkest timeline.

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

Probably because they don’t feel safe in his tiny baby hands.

Candler Felts is not to be mistaken for Chandler Delts, my Tumblr dedicated to Matthew Perry’s shoulder.