Yeah, as well as Infinity War...

Korean kid from OC who casually throws around the N-word and threatens lynching? KNOCK ME OVER WITH A FEATHER.

I’m learning there is always going to be someone like you in the comments.

This. This is why her date looks absolutely terrified.

Various places over the years, Samsung - their phones built in diagnostics app remind you to do so for optimum performance. Not sure how much it does, but cant hurt.

My phone is very healthy because I take it with me for walks and even on the treadmill. It has like 0% body fat.

Black people don’t want a race war. We just want to be allowed to live in peace and not be bothered by nosey ass, triflin’ ass white people.

It’s a full service restaurant so until tipped minimum wage is done away with then yeah, you should tip.

Looks like Faux-Coluson killed their teammate without knowing he kept the gems on him. That ‘he’s sounding like Tinker sounded’ line...

I know it seems fun to blaze through everything with broken weapons but in the same vein as that cringy twitter post about cheating yourself, it really is more fun to overcome a tougher obstacle with your friends than steamroll through it a hundred times.

As a hunter, I’m a whole lot less valuable to the team with the Orpheus/Shards nerf. Basically dropped back into the Celestial Nighthawk days.

“Gritty”.... could that be the word you’re looking for?
He’s a gym-rat, He’s got a high sprinting IQ, and he’s sneaky athletic. A grinder who just plays the game right!

*Chariots of Fire theme song playing

Its actually a secret cure for cancer that big pharma doesn’t want you to know about.

Yeah but clearly one glass of lemon water a day is going to realign my body’s ph with the stars so I can boost my metabolism, stave off all disease you would otherwise need to inject evil chemicals called vaccines, while also giving me the gift of being unbearable to talk to because I constantly spout nonsense.

One answer:

You look like you do because you clicked and commented.

I just really, really like Sophie Turner so I click on whatever article has her name in it. I simply wouldn’t click on the headline if I didn’t care. Like how Jezebel has many, MANY articles on Vanderpump Rules. I’ve never seen a single episode and don’t care to, so I just don’t read those articles. Very simple.

Your comment doesnt interest me at all. Regardless, I typed out this feckless reply.

So this was all about Sophie’s choice?

1) Anyone that read the headline, thought “This is relevant to my interests”, and clicked through to read the article proper.
2) Probably not people that read the headline, thought “This is not relevant to my interests”, but clicked through to the article anyway for whatever reason. Those guys are kinda dicks tho.