According to Wikipedia (so you know it’s true), Blake Shelton is doing a cover of the theme song.

Well, you know how it is...rEmAkE bAd OrIgInAl GoOd

See, I’m not the biggest stealth gamer, so going through that part in the tutorial where little Aloy has to crawl through the tall grass without any sort of weapon really tested me the first time I played the game. So much so that I sat it down and did something else.

I have replayed HZD often, and my jaw hits the floor whenever I get to the point of what Project: Zero Dawn really is. Same for HFW when we find out the truth of Far Zenith.

And they're going out west as well. 

I will say that I think the first season of The Flash is about the most perfect comic show to ever air on TV.

I guess my earliest would be Liara? I also found myself finding Vanasha from Horizon Zero Dawn fun. And Alva from Horizon Forbidden West in her own dorky way. I found Shaundi terrifyingly hot in Saints Row the Third; she wasn’t as terrifying in Saints Row IV, but she was still hot.

Don’t read the greys; there’s weird shit in there!

This looks silly.

I suppose the less the herb has to pay people, the better.

I’m doing this from memory, so I may be wrong, but...

I’m thoroughly enjoying my time in this game - even though I can’t beat that gotdamn deer because I can’t get a gotdamn Quantum character.

I absolutely adore this game. I had it on PS4 but couldn’t play Burning Shores because it was a PS5 exclusive. Finally got a PS5 and immediately got the Burning Shores DLC - only for them to announce the Complete Edition two days later.

Any Souls-like or roguelike

Never read the greys; there’s nothing but sorrow there.

I think most new releases are that much at the start. They usually drop a few weeks after that.

Dear Julianna Margulies,

Huffman tried to acknowledge her privilege here with her random aside about black and brown people facing the police and, without knowing her personally at all, I wouldn’t be surprised if that comment was completely genuine.

Sun shines on a dog’s ass every now and then.

I didn’t spend money on Aloy’s armor set, and I love the Horizon franchise. There’s no way in the Traveler’s green earth I’m gonna spend money on this.