Agreed! Hell, I'd be happy with a Mass Effect movie or miniseries about the First Contact War; that'd probably be awesome.

Great...another terrible season in the making for my favorite pro team.

I like the Jets helmet, but that's mostly because it reminds me of a certain college team that no longer exists.

Casting Cowherd as a donkey is an insult to donkeys everywhere.

I'm a long-time Washington fan, and I plan on supporting this.

This is rapidly becoming a monkey fucking a football.

He played like he was Christian Okoye from Tecmo Super Bowl. It was absolutely mind boggling.

Ndummykong Suh

So, despite the fact that I've shown you what you requested, despite the fact that I know the history of UAB and their battles with the Alabama Board of Trustees - starting with Bryant, Jr. hating Gene Bartow for what he said about his father, despite the fact that the Board tried this over a decade ago and almost…

You want facts? Here you go.

It has nothing to do with money. If you wanna believe that, keep at it. The only athletic program in the state that made money last year was Alabama; everyone else had a deficit.

Ray Watts doesn't give a flying fuck about UAB, be it the athletics department or the university as a whole. He graduated from UAB, but his loyalties have always been anything but. He is a hand-picked puppet by Bryant, Jr. and the rest of the corrupt Board of Trustees, and he only does what he's told by the good ol'…

That is untrue. Sure, there are some UAB students who root for the Crimson Tide, but there are plenty that root for UAB as well. Besides that, this isn't about UAB vs. UA; this is about UAB vs. a biased UA Board of Trustees.

It's the Board. I have no animosity towards anyone who goes to UA, nor do I think anyone does. All of the vitriol is aimed squarely at the Board, specifically Bryant, Jr. and St. John IV. There is no equal representation on the Board, and UAB and UAH get screwed as a result.

Incorrect.

Neil Callaway, but other than that, you're spot on.

Well, I figured the Free UAB movement would make it to ESPN somehow. Plus, I'm assuming it got fairly prominent airtime, too.

She doesn't suffer fools lightly.

Business as Usual in the Nation's Capital

I hate the mockery my favorite team has become. I hate it with the fire of a thousand suns.