This is the hottest take I’ve seen yet on Meh Car Mondays.

“Was that the timing belt?”

The Fiat is much better looking, cost half, and doesn’t carry any douchebag baggage with it.

fyi: your response was the whole reason i ever hoped and tried for cotd.

If Jalopnik doesn’t do an entire article on the post $kaycog just made, I will be very disappointed.

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

Come on guys, aren’t your expectations a little high for a $45k car?

gives a whole new meaning to the term “liquidation sale” 

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

We had a silly transmission issue on the first dyno run and while it got fixed, it meant we were behind on the program. Instead of making the team work 18 hour days, we decided to give this one a miss and go back in September.

Were they working off a phone description of the new 124?

Dearest Sir, I am a buyer’s agent for the client in Nigeria and is 2018 Ford Focus Nitrous Blue RS AWD Turbo still for sale? This is not a scam. My client is verily interested and will send the check for the purchase of the 2018 Ford Focus Nitrous Blue RS AWD Turbo to you for $100,000 for the troubles right now. Now…

It’s a twist. This is the new Supra. That’s why the badge is taped over

One of the very few cars that has an excess of swoops, vents, ducts, etc., but it doesn’t seem overdone. Actually, maybe it is overdone, but overdone fits this car.

Have you ever farted on your phone, because the only safe place for it was between your legs? NOT ANY MORE! Our butt plug with tractor beam has an (optional) fart shield!

Tires.  You can mod the crap out of everything else on your car, but if you can’t grip, you’re just wasting your money.  I finally got a set of summer tires this year, a bit wider than stock, and I can take a corner like I never could before.  It feels like a completely different car.  Always start with tires.

You can get a loaded Kia Stinger GT2 AWD for $50k. Looks awesome, best warranty ever and a liftgate which is about as practical as you can get for something this size.

NP. God help me...

Do it yourself death ray?  Seen it.  Covered it.

Still more proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.