I always hated the “sorry if we offended you” idea. Don’t make a conditional apology, just leave it as a simple “we fucked up, sorry.”

Jokes on you guys, because Arsenal are going to become masters of finishing third when that happens.

Not to mention Manchester City and West Ham and potentially even Watford.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”