Is there a reason given for why Madden has the worst player customization of all major sport franchises? I know football players wear helmets but The Show has dozens of hairstyles that get hidden baseball caps for 99% of the gameplay.

Counterpoint: not a great save. Nordstrom should have elevated the puck.

I’d put a good amount of money on that kid never watching hockey. He probably made a sign and then had to remake it when someone pointed out he forgot about the Bruins.

I’m not going to pretend like I don’t understand the reasons people hate Boston’s sports teams, especially since 2001. No one likes a (repeat) winner, “passionate” fanbase (i.e. insufferable), regional accents, etc.

Because they won the series? You don't lose a seven game series and then say you were the better team.

Yo, I know this is from 6 days ago, but yup. For some reason, my terrible family decided that Facebook Messanger was the only way it’s possible to organize a god damned dinner. I do not use Facebook so they are constantly harassing my wife with inane questions about me that they could simply text me about because they…

Your mom is a whore.

Why did they show a replay? Why?

How slow of a response to two broken legs can you get?

No.

Someone once said about these uniforms “I like these! They are sleek, both contemporary and reminiscent of New York’s last great architectural era (art deco)“

I thought the Jets did the right thing when they went to the “throwback” unis. Now it seems like they went to some kind of bastardized Boomer Esiason era throwback. 

I liked the Jets uniforms. These inspire nothing except spending on new gear for a new “era”.

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Was this supposed to be published on Raw Charge and was accidentally uploaded to Deadspin?

You lost me at “her mother reportedly told school administrators to call her before resorting to any sort of disciplinary action against Summer.”. She had a get out of jail free card and used it to her advantage. This Principal has to call her mom if he/she every needs to discipline this student? That’s absurd and…

The White Stripes existed in obscurity for longer than The Strokes. Jack White mentions it in the book; how he and Meg got to be a band on their like 3rd album by the time anyone “cared” about them while The Strokes were just instantly thrown to the forefront.

Bob Nightingale tweeted yesterday that the Oriels admitted privately that hitting Betts was intentional.

That’s fucking weird.

She doesn’t know Betts got hit, I’m sure of it. How else could you write this without mentioning it?