Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

This is Kinja. Half of the outrage expressed on these sites is fake. It’s been exposed enough that anyone who’s been here long can just smell it from off the monitor. It burns through the cleaning fluid.

All that tells me is that you don’t clean your elbows when you shower... I mean, dude, it’s a fucking elbow, not a molar with a cavity. You look at it twice a day, every day at least.

ugh, the worst people on Earth. I can’t tell you how many times I have been behind someone that talks to their friend the whole fucking time they are in line, only to reach the counter and contemplate what to have. It’s usually some attractive girl who has spent 10 minutes telling her friend how she’s taking a year…

It would be a tokin’ gesture.

Why would there be? It’s not like they’d get brownie points for admitting it.

I don’t sensimilla culpa coming from any of the Cavs anytime soon.

Personally, my top (bottom?) five is Rangers, Flyers, Penguins and the Rangers two more times.

Are you implying this odor is indica-tive of Cleveland’s focus and preparation? 

That would require Buxton to first get on base, a seemingly impossible feat.

It was really weird when Rangers coach Gumby threw his controller and disconnected from Xbox Live seconds before the game ended

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

It's weirdly satisfying to imagine them screaming at each other between takes like Adam Scott's family in "Step Brothers" YOU WERE FLAT! YOU WERE FUCKING FLAT KIM! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS? IF BOBBY SCHMURDA WAS HERE HE WOULD SAY YOU'RE FUCKING FLAT TOO NOW TAKE IT FROM THE TOP