Is that the same as “ping me”?

VOMIT I cant believe I ever went there! it was only one time but wow. and they have this scam program they try to make you sign up for like, monthly massages at a set rate on autopay. no, thanks.

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

It is! I sucked in my breath when reading the PTWS line. That’s exactly the sort of environment that made me quit a national non profit after six months. I still think about dropping a line to my old bosses, letting them know how well I’m doing at my new job, I just got a raise bitches!

Remember the fat, gross, abusive guy that Tom Cruise played in Tropic Thunder? That character was based on Weinstein.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.

Whomever voted for CiCi’s should be, well, forced to eat at Cici’s.

I have no idea what a gravity fed cooler is, but I love the word planogram, so I’m here for this.

I was in Milwaukee for a work thing a few years ago, and every morning, we’d sit around this huge boardroom table and all the fat motherfuckers would have like 3 diet cokes in front of them, and us west coast guys had coffee.

Why do soda 12-packs come in a 2x6 can box and beer 12-packs seem to always come in 3x4 can boxes? I don’t know if there’s an actual reason but if there isn’t let’s hear some theories.

I was in boxing for most of elementary through high school. I was told frequently that boys don’t like athletic girls, let alone girls that could beat them up.

I mean, it’s complicated. My parents gave me a wonderful childhood, but that was mostly because I was a child and didn’t understand that a lot of the things they did were not okay. Now, as a grownass woman, I have no relationship with them. This woman’s letter reads like something right out of my early relationship…

Thank you, I’m totally keeping this line in my arsenal!

damn I’m sorry, glad you and your husband cut off contact, what a horrible human

LW3> Similar story, same villain, and I’ll tell you my thoughts.

I’ve quickly learned (from Captain Awkward: go there right now if you’ve never been, I have grown so much as a person and a “bitch) that having a “script” of responses takes a lot of the pressure off. Next time potential FIL says something racist, look him in the eye, let the silence become just a bit uncomfortable,…

You had to go and make it weird, didn’t you?

Does every aspect of everything I do have to scream “I am an individual”? If malls of all things are beneath you, you were too pretentious to date anyway. You’re being a consumer no matter where you go.

What? No. The beauty of a bar is that you don’t spend that much money and can leave after 15 minutes if one or both of you isn’t feeling it.