Does the US count include Phelps?

Heck yeah. So much so, that they’re only allowed to do it until the black marks on the floating lanes.

You make living sound like it sucks.

The good news is that unlike the ATMs, tea, snack bars, etc. the condom dispenser will never be empty.

He looks like a blacksmith who is happy to tell you about the history of this little village in Skyrim.

Looks like a Harvard man to me.

Why do 2 people in the front seat need 4 cupholders? Is there something about Ford trucks that I don’t understand? I have 3 in my Toyota and 1 actually has a penholder in it full of junk.

Wow I didn’t know I was poor. I guess I was waiting my whole life for a guy who knows jackshit about me to figure out what my income level is.

If you are self-employed or own a small business that requires a truck (or a fleet) of this size, a 1-2 mpg difference could definitely impact your bottom line over the course of a year.

The people buying 100 at a time might be. Or at least they should be.

People are going to mock this, but if I were rich, this would literally be the first thing I did with my money.

This Marlins Man vs. Zack Hample feud is finally heating up!

God, I couldn’t imagine how embarrassing that must have been. I mean, being identified as, “RealMarlinsFan”? Just kill me.

Since, other than horsey sauce, the best part of Arby’s is the voiceover on their commercials, I now want Ving Rhames to call all Broncos games.

He certainly spent enough time behind the offensive line during that game to qualify as one.

What a blast! All you staffers are really nice! (The ones I met, at least).

I will never understand the staunch defense of a practice that nobody, anywhere, ever actually liked. Seriously. Does anyone know a single person that actually liked scheduling games on New Year’s Eve?

If only there were a date on the calendar somewhat close to New Year’s Eve ... a day where no one had to work and had nothing better to do than sit around watching college football ...

You would think, but perhaps they are taking care of his wife.

Some would say he is married to one.