This is why I voted Mozgov. He'll definitely show!

Well SOMEONE didn’t watch that first video the whole way through

Last time I saw a Simmons make that many passes is when Bill met Tom Brady’s female cousin.

Let him do this every night 76ers. Will he fuck up and turn the ball over a lot? Yes. Does your team suck and have they sucked for a long time? Yes. Enjoy the bumpy rookie ride and let the motherfucker bring the ball up the damn court and start every fast break possible.

I mean if HBO gave me Bill Simmons money to watch Bill Simmons’ show, I might give it a shot.

this is a great post but the angry comments are even better

It’s crossposted on Deadspin.

But it’s Thursday, isn’t it?

Black guy here from Gary, IN. I watched Murphy Brown... Hold on, I’m 54.

You know you’re a real “up” person.

This is why I voted for them. Like, oh boy, Spike Lee was at a fucking Knicks game for the 3,590th time last night. What’s that you say? Mila Kunis fell asleep despite having courtside seats - wow! Oh, and the Knicks lost to the Raptors 115-90 and Carmelo Anthony is 55 years old.

they are awful, the chip disaster may be fun to watch. Dont dislike Chip as an Eagles fan but the rest of the league caught up to his offense. Hes not fooling anyone running the same 5 plays, in fact, some defenders were publicly making jokes about it towards the end. He also couldnt get any coordinators of note on…

It’s entirely possible that Sudan only recently discovered Murphy Brown haha.

Yeah, or Felicity. You’d be amazed what today’s youth calls “old”.

39 yr old here. Nobody ever had a crush on Murphy Brown.

I was also born in 1986, and I know who Murphy Brown is because of a Family Guy reference.

he’s 29 not 40

I work with immigrants, both African and SE Asian. It is true most dont know their birthdate, but most of them do know how old they are.

Blink-182 had the same problem, if I remember correctly.

This made me think: If you don’t celebrate birthdays and no one ever told you how old you are, what age would you think?