Coffin lid

Don’t forget to always have clean underwear. Mom says so.

A Mohs SafariKar.

Don’t forget the Healey Silverstone, which used the spare as a rear bumper.

No argument here. I would routinely get 40 mpg from my ‘84 CRX 1.5 5-speed at highway speed. And had fun doing it.

Mom had a dark blue ‘64 VW Beetle convertible that she bought new.

I would notice Dad occasionally running through traffic lights after they turned red when I was a very young child. When I said something, Dad told me that the lights were pink, not red. I kept trying to see the transition from pink to red, but to no avail. Dad wouldn’t lie to me, would he?

I don’t have this bit it’s still awesome - a 1:20 scale Chinese Dongfeng Golden Dragon.

Another idea - find someone with a nice and unriced Honda CRX Si. Tiny and endlessly fun.

Crestview isn’t really Florida, you know. It’s pretty much southern Alabama, a little bit further south.

I had an ‘84 CRX 1.5 for ten years and loved every minute of it. Definitely a Nice Price going here.

This hearse for midgets is appealing but no way is it worth $10K. Crack Pipe and that applies only to the asking price.

Crack Pipe at the price. For $11K, I could buy myself an ultra-nice CRX-Si and have a car that can manage to stay in its own lane when accelerating. Omnis are really crude little boxes.