Brawl? Really. My kids and I brawl harder than this.

As much as I enjoy football. No got dayum way my son is playing football. Not on my watch.

Pretty soon wrestling is just going to be two off color, beige, flesh tone blobs smashing into each other.

Is it me, or do some people just have the face of criminal behavior. I see people all the time, and just something about the face and im like “That muhfuka is a criminal.” Maybe it’s the eyes.

I got like 10 real friends ones who would feed me if I was hungry, drink along side me till passing out, watch me shit in the woods. Everyone else is an acquaintance.

Feels good to be a Raider fan these days.

When I was stationed on a destroyer we used to pull into port with our pants down bent over to show that no damage had been done. Not all of the crew wanted to participate.

Flacid and wrinkly when exposed to moisture, firm and erect when dried out. That ain’t right?!

Seriously. If you haven’t spent at least several hours fucking with all of your picture settings, you have not earned Dad status.

“While it would be unwise to exclude the possibility that there are is other intelligent, technologically-capable, life in our universe,...” 
Ummm...

Every moment it’s like he knew me and my problems, and was able to make them all go away for just one minute.

Is it safe to assume, each of those highlight white, spotted areas, are storms within a storm, within another storm??

I served my enlistment on USS Stethem DDG 63 and spent alot of time next to the Fitz when we were both ported in San Diego. Reading this gave me absolute chills a frog in my throat. I knew every inch of that ship and can put myself right there where these sailors were that night. Absolutely amazing that they were able…

Dropped many a coin on this game... Sac Kings and Spud Webb...Wayman Tisdale... the smell of bowling alley cigarettes gently caressing my hair. The beer stained carpets, the crashing of pins and drunk chuckles. And a good oll ‘Boom Shaka Laka’.... ahhhhh... Now for some Mortal Kombat.

What’s the scoop on activated charcoal toothpaste? seems to be all the rage... my coffee stained teeth are itching to try it.

Can we just end these stupid fucking theme parks already? I mean seriously.. how much longer can these places survive?

This is just absurd.

white people. smh.

The brushes suck man... get get them in certain spots, they start to get all crooked bristley weird hairs after a while... I am at a crossroads here people... I need an alternative!!!!

Whoa bro... why you gotta drag Idaho into this... all I want to is going hunting this year... not look for a nuclear fallout shelter in the woods.