That’s not a husband.

You are correct.

I never buy gifts for babies. Babies are dumb and have no concept of a gift, they never say “thank you”, its usually un-fun in just a few days. What a waste. Babies that is, not the gifts.

Serious question here, but why do people feel the need to do this? I know alcohol is usually a contributing factor, but what is the “why” behind this action? The roar of the crowd, the ‘dare’ of not being a pussy from the bros? I never got it.

“Jason Heyward is a bu.... oi, get fucked!”

Ballhawking, now BallCheeking. When will it all end.

Should be a pretty easy read. “Dick move by a dick.”

“Honey the auto pilot was turned on, I promise” sounds awfully similar to “Babe, it’s just a pop up, no I dont watch porn”

You forgot to pop that nasty bubble on the top. Gross.

Holy fucking shit... great now i am going to have to fall asleep with the fucking TV on again. God damn it.

If I find someone in my town playing this with their kids, I will call CPS. Teach your kid how to start a fucking fire, set up a tent, garden, whatever... jezus christ, get a fucking life.

Ann Coulter still got it going on.

This fucking saga is literally giving me ulcers.

Oh you mean eat, as in ‘consume’... gotcha. Moving on.

Ooooooh do tell.

Jezus... the fucking Dairy Queen ad was more interesting than this garbage.

Cocaine is a hell of...

Hall of famer for sure, but fuck man... this guy was the corn flakes and almond milk of the NBA.

Uhhhh is masturbation no the ‘go to’ anymore? God damn it... i’m always late the party.

I thought the best part of owning a vehicle of said magnitude was to actually ‘drive’ it? And not just ride in it.