Uhhhmm... this man should be celebrated, not criminalized.

Depends. Are you half ginger?

Prime example of what happens when you quit the juice bruh.

Hockey dumb bro.

At first I was like “Dang, why couldn’t this happen to me at 13.” Then I saw her coming out of the courtroom and I was like “Nah, i’m good.”

I only ever made children.

Old timer throws a mean seaman ball.

Great... here we go. Cant wait to see someone doing this for “charity”... GTFOH with this crap... shit like this makes my fucking balls hurt. The sheer ignorance of the planet and its constant celebration for stupidity and mediocrity is hurtful. Fuck me.

Man milk?

White people. Looks like they just ran out of shit to get excited about.

I have some type of question, concern, thought that is sloshing around in my head, and I am not quite sure how to get it out in a comprehensive manner. Who, or what type of people feel the need to 1)Want to be on a show like this. 2)Watch a show like this, religiously. 3)Not only watch, but enjoy, talk about in the…

Ain’t no cure for hangovers better than 2 more beers whiles’t consuming a Jack in the Box sourdough burger and curly fries.

One drop of Dawn does the trick. And helps baby ducks who cant swim in oil.

Serious question here, Is there a real derogatory term for white people, that really seems to offend them? Cracker, Honkey, Whitey... none of those seem to have a real gut wrenching dig...

Ah, yes... actually turning on the audio confirmed said lawnmower. Mourning ceased.

Did that truck have a BBQ in the bed? What a waste.

I love the Catcher’s reaction. He’s in that ready to pounce on the play... “Oh fu... What the... Wait.. Is that...Can him does that with hand?”

I like to send pics of obscure parts of my body... behind the knees, the chicken wing shoulder blade, just above my ass crack where that 1" square patch of hair grows...

How about don’t get a cat. Ever. Soul stealing criminal animals.

No, huge, swollen, prickly and colorful.