Fried hard, I can do, even then its a bit of a stretch.... when its actually solidified... but runny... fucking gross.

This has nothing to do with politics, so take that runny shit elsewhere. This about man and beast, and you my friend, are the beast.

Burnt steak, no ketchup on pasta, that’s just freaky weird.

Chicken Jizz... that’s what it is. Dribbling down your chin. Dirty.

Bravo.

I still don’t understand how you heathens can eat runny yolk. Just fucking disgusting... the way you sop it up with toast... running all over your plate and touching everything else. Animals. Pure disgustingness.

Ahhh fuck yeah... I should have read these months ago.... I will be colleting $1 million dollars by this friday, should my check clear... I have won a free Dyson vacuum, a new car, 11 Russian women want to marry me, aaaaand...aaaaand.... I am about to gain 8" on my overall penis length...with a simple surgery. Things…

What if I tripped on the way out the door... my wallet flies out of my pants, hits the ground... 500 euros falls out behind the door... she closes it before I can get my cash back and locks the door... I mean, it is plausible right?

Considering the Onion is the “Devils Vegetable” im gonna pass on that.

I absolutely lost all love for wrestling when I turned about 14.... however have always kept a slight ear to the noise... the new generation kind of killed the love for me. Anywho, this brought a slight smile to my face to see the reaction of the fans. I do recall that sheer excitement when either Hogan, or Rick the…

ah cmon now... i can hold a shit like a champ... I was in the Navy man... sometimes you just gotta hold it... i.e. wearing a fucking FFE while fighting fires down in Main Gen 1... aint no time to shit. Work is OK, and I dont consider that public. Outside of work and home... no fucking way... piss all over the floors,…

You arent telling me anything new my friend.. I have 4 kids... I know the “poop coming out of the butt” ... its fucking fascinating to them... Work.. OK, you got me there...but I dont consider that “public”... Grocery stores, the park, gas stations, etc... no way man... id rather shit on the side of the road with the…

There are no winners if you’re a switch shitter. Lets call this a draw.

Switch Shitter?

Shitting in public stalls should be illegal. What are you homeless?

As I kept scrolling I said to myself, ““Base” balls better be in the top 5....” I was sweetly surprised... OPENING DAY BITCHES!!!!

So, my yahoo bracket was busted a long time ago... however my ESPN bracket says that I am in the top 98.5-99% ... does that mean the top 99 percentile? I have Villanova and Mich State in the finals, so 3 of my final 4 are still there.... with Oklahoma and NC.

Spent countless hours on linoleum and cardboard with Tribe playing in the back... every time I hear a Tribe jam it just takes me back. Tribe was a pioneer.

Midnight Marauders was my fucking shit son... I still bump this shit in the car ... i know the youngsters are like “what is this shit?”... and im like “bitch, this shit is still on another level your crap rap will never be on... ever.” Yeah, im 37.

That’s just mean.