You shut your dirty fucking mouth. Yeah, I said it. I’m you’re huckleberry.

I love the bitch who starts attaking the guy in the green, he (or someone near) responds by shoving her away, yet she replies with “dont fucking touch [ me... ]”. I love women like that... No. Not really.

I have rematches with Ronda every night. It never loses its appeal.

Dear Developers, please attend this symposium.
Sincerely - The web marketing guy

Uhhh the math’s is wrong with this one here folk.

Cmon. Act like you been there before.

An Angry Drunk is comprised of the Fighter, Loudmouth and Cryer drunk. Oh, in addition childhood issues.

Drunk people are not the worst... stupid, ignorant, drunk people are the worst. There are various kinds of drunks... the Fighters, the Loudmouths, the “Lemme teel you sumfin”s, the Stumblers, the Touchers (male and female), the Cryers, the Bro’s... then there are drunks who have casual conversations... whilest…

Don’t you dare waste a good high on this crap. Blasphemy!

I despise people who find this style of comedy even the slightest bit funny. It’s just terrible. Like the Naked Gun series...jesus christ that was the worst.

And they’re white... I mean really? A little diversity please.

When I was in the Navy we had swim call as we were right over the heard of a section of the Mariana trench. Dropped anchor and dove off of the flight deck. As I entered the water, I decided to open my eyes and take a gander.... I could see down forever it felt like... the water was crystal clear for some reason. And…

OH my dear... I teared up from that one.

I can handle about 4 of these damn crisps before they start to taste like worn dress socks. Don’t ask.

Leo is a fucking Raiders fan?

iruler.net is down... It’s to measure your hands you fucking pervs.

Pickle?

Now’s my chance... “Gwen... I can make yo....ahh fuck it.. I’m coming for you baby!”

That was one of the best videos I have seen probably in several years...and yes, I got a case of tight sack going over the helicopter.

What a bitch.