Greens for sure... I make turkey neck gravy for thanksgiving sooo yeah.

Growing up in Sacramento, I spent quite a bit of time around black families. My dad dated a woman who invited us to a holiday family gathering, and being a 14yr old white boy in 90’s in the height of the hip hop “backpacker” era... i got some stink eye. But like you said, just be white... I wasn’t trying to drop slang…

Holy shit... just shot coffee from my nose holes. Dear lord... you racist sum bich.

Where did I ever mention the word boat? Boats are women, ships are for men. Surface puke... haven’t heard that one in a while. I might just re-enlist so I can get my 15 minutes of fame.

Who the fuck wants juicy meatloaf... dear god. Like eating a meaty Mr. Clean sponge... that shit should be crunchy on the outside and dry on the inside... You want it juicy? You do that on your own time, on your own plate.

Not the heels thing, the drinking.

I still love you Christina. Happens to me every Friday.

Oh Kara, don’t be so sensitive. Here is what I think about the situation. IF, IF there were women who were doing this to men (me), they would be doing it to get off. Not to make fun. Why would they do this to poke fun at my hog. Just like the men who were doing it, not for giggles, for getting off. That would lead me…

Did you really spit off the value of your closet full of shoes?
Backing out of this one slowly. You might want to get 200 ego traps and see if you can catch some of yours to put out by the curb. Cheers.

Those are the two reactions that happen in my bed every night.

Cmon... I know they are getting hot over it. I was in the Navy. I know how the seclusion and lack of “game” has its effects on the population. Plus the fact I got a mean hog of a cock.

C - If you are the one setting traps, you don’t have husband.

I was in the Navy. That’s not how showers usually are. That is by the book Navy showers.

Which one is she? (serious question. no i wont google it)

Anyone giving Heyward 8 years is making a Pujols type mistake. Good luck.

Kamikaze Skateboard. Still brings tears to my eyes.

Why do I feel absolutely ok in stating that if a handful of female shipmates were filming me shower and sharing. I’d be ok with it.

Ill have to take a look... I am literally afraid of opening that broiler drawer under the stove and looking at what’s in there... Ill have to make sure my wife and kids are gone. This is truly a dad job.

He reminds me of that kid in high school who was the total “bro” and thought he was hot shit... charming, outspoken, always dated the school slut. Only to come and find out daddy was touching his butt hole every night. Sorry Jeff, we had no idea bro. We hope you are ok now.

Skin of the ship looks sweet... I bet the berthing are still the same old shit... cant escape the coffin rack fucker. - Sincerely PN2(SW).