Those are Boys, not Men. Significant difference in skill set. Get her, and yourself comfortable, and take the necessary time.

I was doing shit like this when I was 12. - Dad “1998 Indoor Nerf Basketball Back Bedroom Door League MVP”

“Treat the mouth like a vagina.” -Unknown

I drive one of these to work. About 12-13 mpg. *sigh*

Meh. - Jim Edmonds

I knew it. 12th year senior?

You forgot to add to your title “For anyone without children...”

Well there goes my idea for Premium Poultry Pasta Broth.

Wrong, because I am exhausted even looking at this garbage list of commercialized, talentless, hack rappers.

Soooo should I do a piece on the state of whites and Basketball?

Royals fans are the absolute worst. White trash fans. They all stink, shit themselves in the parking lot (long story). Rude. Way too many party fouls in the stands. (another long story). They just plain suck ass butt. - Cardinals Fan

Hilarious. However, I didn’t get the sentiment behind the wine glass... is that a southern thing? Just a ditzy, drunk, Chardonay drinking wife of the coach thing?

I prefer this headline:

It was more fun to watch the older kids pull off fatalities and babealities than actually playing...

When I was a kid, I was getting picked on in our apartment complex by some older kids. One day I had a watch that I had drawn on my wrist because we were playing some games, so I tried to draw a secret agent type watch. Anyway, at on point one of the older kids says “Yeah, well you’re so poor you have to draw a…

As a Cardinals fan, I agree with statement. - Dad

Nothing in Baltimore is fine.

Why you gotta bring the Raiders into this? For fucks sake... why dont you look at the woman beating, drunken, druggy Forty Niners for petes’s sake...

ZING!

Those are two of the most awkward thumbs I have ever seen. Strangely mesmerizing.