Giants fan? I'm sorry.

I was a pastor at the Church of Whitey Herzog.

I call his decline the "Strausburg" effect. Too much gas too fast. Burned out this shining beacon of hope as a clubhouse leader and staff ace. Now just a clean cut pile of mid 90's fastballs. Good luck. OH...no he is not worth that much money. No man is worth that much money period. -Cardinals Fan

*you {damn, now the joke sucks}. Moving on.

That's it. I am going down to Boise State today and kicking some field goals. Gonna make your proud dad!

Not even close. I think the only tid bit I got of this game was the EHspn scoreboard. Not until the two seam fastballs have reached home plate for the last time do I even consider football.

Shucks knopster, I was in a bit of a tizzy after reading the comments. They really had me all steamed up.

Good god man... get off of it already. The world series is fun to watch regardless of who is in it. -Every Cardinals fan

Looks like my cousin back in Sacramento. We called him "Bologna Sammich". Fitting for this little clip as I think that's what he ate to power up his mad through the leg skills.

I have to tell ya, when the Cards were down 2-1 vs the Bucs... I thought it was over.

Hilarious. I felt this way about the Yankees growing up as a kid, which you clearly are, based on your child like ranting fit about the Cards. Cards 4-2 over the Dodgers. Onto the WS, 4-3 over the Red Sox. Redemption.

I remember going to that stadium as a kid watching McGwire, Canseco, Stewart, Steinbach, Lansford, Weiss, Parker, Eckersley, Gallego, ...etc... just thought I would share. Good times. Crappy stadium.

As a die hard Cardinal fan, it just felt like the game was over before it even started. I can't explain it, but it was like a euphoric feeling knowing Waino was on the bump and they were at home. Once David Freezy went yard, I knew Waino was going to dominate. And holy fuck did he ever... even that 1 run shouldn't of…

This poor guy man... I swear. Don't get me wrong, I think the guy is herpes to the sanctity of baseball, but I just have pity for him. I know that growing up and playing in the little leagues, then onto high school, and wherever in between that he had no plans of being the shit bag, roid using player he ended up…

I was always firm believer of "If you can see your hand on the other side of the glass, it might be piss"! ahaha... I hear some old mountain main pipe that one out once at a bar. Once I went black, I never turned back. Wait... uhhhh... Like I told @dbachette, if you are in the Boise Idaho area, grab a chair, first…

Brewforia on Eagle Rd my friend... was just there last night and had a nice pint of some Oakshire Big Black Jack Imperial Chocolate Pumpkin Porter.... dang, just typing that out made me want one!!!

If you are that lovely lady, AND drinking a coffee porter.... all bets are definitely off. I don't know many, if any women who truly enjoy, let along love a coffee porter style beer. This is a trick and you are just itching to drop a "Ha Kidding... porters are gross", which is when I turn my head back towards the bar…

It's the only way to go. You may engage in a few word sentences with the barkeep, but beyond that, it's all business. Caveat to that is if a lovely lady happens to sit beside you, well then all bets are off.

Anytime you are in Boise, Idaho... I know the most brilliant spot, young chap.

This guys was "once" good because he was on "the roids". As he stopped, so did his productivity.