yeah, seven figures.... 12,345.67!!!

Here is the brief, albeit similar to all the others, story of my student loan crisis. Fresh out of the Navy in 2000. 30 days of leave, paid. Enjoying single life. Met a fabulous woman (later to become my wife). Enrolled in one of those fast track associate degree programs in "computers". Boom. $20k. Montgomery GI…

Oh my sweet baby jesus... When I find silverware handle down, and knowing that when someone put them away they put their nasty, booger infested fingers on the eating side of the utensil, I damn near want to throw them all back in the sink. Handles up people, handles up!!!

Oh my god... Finally. Dear lord. I cant fu**ing stand it when my family loads the dishwasher like a god damn 4 year old. There is a method to this madness people, and I swear to god, I think I just soiled my dish watching this. It was like a sexy hand of god was placing those dishes exactly where I load my own. When…

Yes, yes it did.

I read this as a "magic cup".... hesitated to click the link... the I said what the heck.

Dear lord... I think I have this card up in the attic.

Meh...it's not really worth the hype. That's like saying I should be in an article because I am batting over .600 in my co-ed softball league. Weak competition, weak stat.

I would like to know the overall record of the teams he has pitched against. I see a ton of Mil, SD, SF, in there... not that impressive if you ask me.

Excellent....just excellent.

He is obviously not a Cards fan. Cards fans only use the roundhouse kick, or crane technique when applicable.

Ugh, I knew this was coming.

Just ignore it. It will eventually go away. I hate you dad.

So I mean this with no cultural "harm" but when I was in the Navy, one of the local custom "rules" that was expressed to us before we went ashore was to not try and shake hands with the men with your right hand because that was the "wiping" hand.... is that legit?

I wipe with vigor son. I would say almost every time I get a good 10 wipes under my belt before I even consider moving on. Trying to cut through my brush is just no fun. Especially when a stray nuglet doesn't care to drop off. Hoa man... another 10 wipes from there. Then the hole gets raw, little blood speckles on…

I think for a second there after the catch he was looking for someone to hug.

I wish I could turn some of these "on" in my life... I dont know if it was my childhood, the military, or just life in general. But I am just always in a stressed out, kind of ho-hum, grumpy mood a majority of the time. Don't ge me wrong, I can laugh and joke with the best of them, and am known as a pretty funny guy.…

Once as a kid playing little league, I stood in the on-deck circle. Awaiting my grand entrance to the batters box, one of my teammates (lefty Frekles) fouled one towards my young innocent over sized helmet encompassed head. Like a warrior in battle I instinctively brought the bat up with both hands as to attempt to…

Sounds like my home.Me: Hey babe, can I get a tug and a pull?
Wife:Dog:
Hand: You betcha.

For some odd reason my penis was dancing along with him...