Yvan eht Nioj!

“There’s a leader, a loser, an idiot, a hero.”

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

While we are all entitled to our own opinions, I for one will refrain from telling others when—or how—to Express them

Protests and political statements like this are supposed to make you uncomfortable and be disruptive. Nothing has ever been changed by being quiet and invisible.

You’re talking about 1 guy, likely with a 9mm with maybe 9-15 rounds going up against someone with nothing to lose and an ar-15 and 30 rounds (or legally up to 60 or 100 rounds).

When Mike Pence takes pictures of bound and gagged women and uses them for blackmail, he at least makes sure Mother is in the room.

Can we root for a draw or natural disaster?

i’m not saying Bill Belichick was on the grassy knoll, but there’s no evidence that he wasn’t, either.

I have always wanted, since learning about the Confederacy, to build one of these with Old Glory on the roof and call it the General Grant. For the lolz.

I thought a dutch loaf is when you try to execute a dutch oven but accidentally shit the bed.

Honestly just about any roast beef sandwich is better than Arby’s. If you are ever in the St. Louis area, go to a local chain called Lion’s Choice, you can actually watch them slice the meat just before they put it on your sandwich.

I made the mistake of putting together an entertainment unit without the backing once. I thought it looked better without it. Physics thought it looked better flat on the ground. For a few months my TV sat on a bunch of boards that could no longer be properly attached because *all* of the screws had been forcefully…

You know what’s going to happen when you raise wages though? A couple of unintended consequences:

Another vote for Escape and Stolen Innocence.

“And even after just missing several pedestrians, this Mustang driver still won’t check his tire pressures!”