Leading into finally…the Alfonso Ribeirossance

Ju will piter out long before that happens.

Maybe Tiffany, she's a real go-getter.

Yes, for the next 983 years.

"Never let your enemies know which direction your facial hair is going. Are you growing a Van Dyke, should you just not shave your soul patch, are you going to grow a full beard or a Fu Manchu? They'll never figure it out that it's the same mustache week after week and in that lies your power."

The Unsullied Boys Are Back In Town

Oh lord, you're totally right—those underwater scenes in Thunderball must have seemed really cool to the filmmakers in 1965, but today they just go on for ever and slow down the film to a weaker Bond film for Connery.

Nice try, Lao Che!

I don't give a shit what people say, I'll always love Temple of Doom just for the sheer over-the-top nature of the opening and closing action sequences(and have since I was a kid). The whole start of the film in Shanghai is a masterpiece of set-up leading into the awesome ridiculousness of the escape from the plane…

Hot take—you are actually Shia LeBeouf's mom.

That's a 66%, that's the equivalent of a D grade.

Well as long as the two of you are happy…

Yeah, but Powerthirteen, skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope skeetle-at-de-op-de-day…

And not the delicious Marionberry either…so good in pies though.

You're freebase to make whatever comments you want.

He's a hooker with a heart of gold.

That should be the ending to Trading Places 2.

I only tolerate the Basque and Catalans.

Just accidental racists like Brad Paisely

rampant racism, sexism, and an every growing collection of puppy photos