Ha, who knew that Tiffany Trump was the smartest one in that photo…

You're forgetting about Alblackerta and Blaskatchewan and the Blackthwest Blackitories.

Nope, he's only president of a central Michigan trailer park in this alternative history.

"She's a Bad AlaBlama Jama" is the national anthem.

Cajun Country wasn't that bad, but northern Louisiana might as well be anywhere else in the Deep South.

Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our sharks, MTV.

Aaaaayy!

I thought the script started off great with the aardvark, but I didn't understand the ending with the zyzzyva.

Yeah, I love that flick.

This is the worst thing to happen to a Florida key since Edward G. Robinson as Johnny Rocco terrorized all those people in Key Largo.

Anthony Scaramucci had it all, a beautiful wife, a child on the way, a great job at a Wall Street hedge fund, and a Harvard Law Degree…then he took a big risk on a job in Washington *record scratch* and lost it all.

And they've still got Gorka and Bannon also.

"Get me that one guy who showed up at the convention, I think he was Ralph Malph or something."

To go in a more positive direction the next White House Communication Director will be 9-year-old Dylan Harbin, though his friends call him "Pickle".

We were joking a few days ago on what Sopranos character Scaramucci was, but in turns out he was Robert Loggia as Feech La Manna, who only lasted like four episodes…

Looks like Maestercare was a terrible health care plan, now Samcare, that's what we needed all along, he even accepts pre-existing conditions like grayscale.

Pickle's mom though was like, hey stop gherkin around.

If Trump is like Nero I wonder if we're headed for Year of the Four Emperors-type scenario

The knish and bowl of matzoh ball soup you were carrying really said it all.

The post-SNL film career graveyard is a scary place.