Stupid Fiorello LaGuardia…and his airport sucks too!

Night Mayor was originally a planned spin-off from Night Court where John Larroquette's Dan Fielding character runs for office.

I hope he plays It's Time to Party, Party Til You Puke, Party, Party, Party, Long Live The Party, We Party (You Shout), Big Party, The Party God, Party On Your Grave, Party on Your Party, Let's Party Until We Party, No Sleep Til Party, Party For Your Right To Party, and Party In My Party Pants(And It's A Party)…

As a kid I was disappointed to find out after several years of watching the clean edited version of Die Hard 2: Die Harder than Mr. Falcon wasn't an actual character.

Only if you understand Mandarin, then it's positively filthy.

I'm still waiting for my check for those protests.

George Soros paid you to make that comment!

"Citizen Kane: Pretentious and incomprehensible artsy fartsy horse poo of a movie from the overrated Orson Welles, better off seeing the new Charlie Chan in Rio—a comedy classic for the ages!"

The funny thing is that Glover was only in his mid-40s when he was getting those "too old for this shit" lines. Now he's in his 70s and he's really too old for this shit!

At the time in 1990, Wesley Snipes wasn't a big star yet—he was best known for his Willie Mays Hayes part in Major League and this was before New Jack City led to him getting starring roles in stuff like White Men Can't Jump and Passenger 57 in 1992. A few years later and, yeah, Snipes probably would've been the star…

"What is something you'd hear said by Jerry Seinfeld or a Hollywood Boulevard prostitute?" - Carnac the Magnificent

Also born on June 5th, Mark Wahlberg, John Maynard Keynes, Pancho Villa, and Suzie Orman.

The Bill Cosby Trial.

Sheriff J.W. Pepper

"alleging everything from inadequate laundry facilities"

Wait, is Mr. T in this one?

All the humans except one.

Oh, it's a strange magic…

Doctor, looks like another overdose of whimsy! We'll need several doses of cinéma vérité stat!

They never show all the dog poo on the streets in the movies.