Beer and pizza just has more calories in it than when I was 17, it's not my fault.

Luther Campbell: I said, that's my bread and butter, man.

Sounds like one of those legendary Butthole Surfers concerts from the late 80s.

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I've got some bad news for you:

Don't blame the llamas, it's clearly the alpacas that are a threat.

And thank god for that.

He's more machine than man at this point.

It must be weird for Todd Bridges being the sole survivor of Different Strokes—sort of like being the last member of a platoon that didn't' make it back from Vietnam.

I'm going back a step further and blame the Incas.

Death By French Fries is the name of my new doom metal band.

Chicken on pizza, that's where I draw the fucking line.

Thank you Mr. Panopoulos for creating the pizza variety served at roughly 75% of kid birthdays I attended growing up. I don't eat that style of pizza today very often(if at all), but a slice would still take me nostalgically back to video games and skee-ball at some giant family fun center in the late 80s/early 90s.

That's the one where Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd are a poor mom and rich mom who change places when Anna Chlumsky makes a bet with Macauly Culkin, right?

She was also an unnamed immigrant child with no lines in Godfather II, she was amazing in that role.

Should just get the fuqua out of here with that one.

Are we sure that was her? That baby actually had some range.

She was just so good appeared in that film.

Whatever, Godfather III is a classic…

So many artists like Bowie, The Clash, Talking Heads, Hendrix, Miles Davis—but I'd also say James Brown in his prime period would've been amazing too. That concert footage of when he toured with the Stones and basically blew them off the stage shows the energy that he and his band possessed in those days(who he…