I wonder how many kids in the early 70s actually thought Mama "Cass" Elliot died in that haunted candy factory.

Roger Ailes?

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly Anderson…

He's starring in Project Blue Balls, that's a different one.

#rosebud LOL

The Baseball Furies are juiced up on steroids.

Yeah, it's a movie of it's time, and it's best to leave a modern update alone…and it won't make any sense.

In the new Escape from New York, Snake Plissken has to escape from the last ungentrified neighborhood in Manhattan before a yoga studio and trendy cocktail lounge open up.

In my day pulling a "Childish Gambino" referred to double-crossing John Gotti!

We love the new Dawes Inn, and here's why you should, too

How do they track my location? Oh my god, it's that tracking device they shoved up my nose isn't it? Time to pull that thing out!

I'm waiting for them to return the three-hole punch.

Well, they can only track what I buy with credit cards, so I'll just pay for everything with cash.

Actually they had to settle for the lower cost Winnipeg Jets due to cheaper exchange rate.

Top Gun 2 - "This time there's no hidden subtext"

Robert Downey Jr. and Marissa Tomei are back in the the romantic comedy sequel:
Only You 2: Ironman 4 (Featuring Lil' Spiderman)

That DJ is off the hook—he spun an extended tech house remix of "Yub Nub" into the Cantina Band Song intercut with the rare groove of "Happy Life Day"…next thing I know two suns are coming up over the horizon and I'm dancing in the desert with Lobot, a couple of Jabba's slave girls, and a several Jawas.

American Gads

Weight in shrimp? What, were they out of crawfish?

Thank god it's not too soon to make jokes about typhoid.