You mean Mulan SzeChuan Teriyaki sauce?

Fascism was rarely so fabulous.

Was there really a Sinbad Show or was it just a mass collective hallucination like Sinbad as a genie named Shazaam? I mean I think I remember that show, but I just want to be sure this time.

Ask Wang. He'll tell you. We just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side!

There's a good Bond film that could've been made of the base elements and the better parts of The World Is Not Enough, but it's sunk by nuclear physicist Christmas Jones and some other cornball stuff. The villains could've been interesting(but aren't really), the locations are good, but at a couple points it's like…

Yeah we're on to a different generation of young people from the kids who grew up watching the beloved classic, Snow Dogs.

"Everybody plays with food? Can I use that one?" - Weird Al

And Horatio Sanz has never been seen since.

Cool, so it'll feature Sinbad as Shazaam!

Lots of shots of trains going in and out of tunnels followed by recycled stock footage of people eating at the dining car. And then one guy keeps going to the bathroom.

C'mon now, he's probably just drunk.

Ha, at least my old Sports Illustrated Football Phone never spied on me…

Hold on a second—that signal is coming from inside the building…

Yogi Bear and Boo Boo in The Revenant.

Or insert them into Taxi Driver.

Mac DeMarco at the Oregon Zoo seems weirdly appropriate for some reason.

No, Sushi Thai is a fine idea!

Yeah, I know, corporations love to combine recognizable words from different Asian cuisines for some generic dipping sauce, but it's like having something called "Hunchback of Notre Dame Parisian Marinara".

This needs one of those rap theme songs that Will Smith used to do in the late 90s that summarizes the entire plot of the film in several minutes as well as a chorus that references the title of the film again and again.

"Mulan SzeChuan teriyaki"?