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"You know where you are Brisbane…uh Perth…no wait…Adelaide? You're in the outback, baby! You're gonna di…geridoo?"

♫Well he was an American Girl
Raised on marketing♫

Whatever, Kraftwerk said the same thing back in 1978 and they had a cool electronic beat behind it…

The Batman: Doing Bat-stuff would've been a sure-fire hit…

Cutting off rhino horns, eh? Who can I talk to to have this experience arranged?

Well Moby did remix the James Bond theme once—that's almost like being a secret agent yourself…

Yeah, Ryan Holiday had a genius marketing strategy for the movie version of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, it must have done great!

Just like the 49ers…

The Yelp review was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich"

I'm just glad the villain wasn't named Iron Butterfly.

I saw the script, he escapes at the end on a Magic Carpet Ride.

BUBBLES: I had Latoya on line two, and baby, she wasn't crooning.

Actually, how do people feel about Carlito's Way? I remember liking it, but I saw it as a little punk who loved anything with gangsters and/or set in 70s New York.

Raising Florida

Pacino as Cuban gangster in early 80s Florida—ridiculous.
Pacino as Puerto Rican gangster in late 70s New York—brilliant!

Pizza Jerk has a pretty good New Haven-style clam pie.

The very best pizza in NYC is amazing, but if you just go to any run-of-the-mill-pizza place, it's not especially better than anywhere else… You have to still know where to go in New York just like anywhere else (and the best places will be crowded), if you just walk into a random Famous Ray's or some Albanian-run

Saurbraten…

The Limericker?

Nice Dreams is really the third best film in the series, it's such a weird surreal mix of stuff (Stacey Keach turning into an iguana, crazy Pee Wee Herman at the restaurant, Michael Winslow's Hendrix impression at the Timothly Leary-run mental institution, etc). I don't remember anything particularly racist about it