"Rappers use that term all the time, what's the big deal?" would be the standard response.

Don't forget the French-Canadien, Monstre de Biscuit.

The 2020 Election will be Tom Arnold narrowly defeating Joe Piscopo.

Tom Arnold and Richard Marx is all we've got left.

They had to use the lesser-known off-brand Muppets from Sesame Street Canada though.

Apparently there was made-for-TV movie in 1981, Escape from Iran: The Canadian Caper that aired on CTV.

He had to do it or that poor family would be freezin', restin' their heads on a pillow made of concrete, again. Though Vedder was oh feelin' maybe they'll see a little betters any days hrrrhhrr…

It suffered some backlash when it was revealed the Canadians did all the work in reality—I mean that was Canada's most successful spy caper ever and we took it away from them.

The Godaffleckther

Augie's Great Municipal Band sounds like something from a bad foreign knockoff of The Music Man.

"You haven't even heard of my best scores, they're very obscure."

That's crazy, but I'm willing to try out the dueling proposal. I mean at least it'll speed things up.

Me in 2016: Wow, that was a crap year, glad it's over!
Me in 2020: Two men enter, one man leaves! Who run Bartertown!

"Well, just as long as they don't smoke dope." - Jeff Sessions

The most dangerous racists in America today look like young white hipsters.

"That's a real nice dancing career you've got there, be a shame if something was to happen to it." - Rockettes coordinator Rocco LoCascio

Pretty good avatar/comment symmetry.

I had younger co-workers who were going into these detailed voter swap arrangements over the summer where someone in a swing state would vote for Hillary and they would vote for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson and I was like, why don't you all just vote for the candidate who can beat Trump so this thing isn't too close,…

Looks like the Hollywood Casino at Charles Town Races and Slots has Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Dwight Yoakam, Wayne Brady, Frank Caliendo, Grand Funk Railroad, and Clint Black over the next couple months.

Don't worry, they got Darryl Worley too!